(Pretend) sweetheart approved. This post is the first in a series of stellar drugstore gems in which my (very much pretend) sweetheart Keanu Reeves helps me test makeup… He’s gallant like that, you know? ? I can confirm that these pigmented, matte twist-up crayons by Maybelline are kiss-proof because I made out with Keanu Reeves for 20 minutes while wearing one of them (Lead the Way), and it didn’t relocation at all! It smelled and tasted like vanilla-spiked Hawaiian Punch, which Keanu adored, but ewww! — it made my stomach churn. My boo likes it, though, so I guess I’ll...