Garlic fries: my rationale for eating them includes the truth that they are made from vegetables; therefore, eating a big stack of garlic fries is virtually the exact same thing as eating a salad. Also, because I like to smother mine with ketchup (aka “tomatoes”), it’s like I’m topping them with additional vegetables, so I’m being additional healthy. OK, I know, this is totally crazy logic, however let me have my thing. I believe garlic fries ought to be a bonafide food group. ADVERTISEMENT In situation you were wondering…those garlic fries up above were not my breakfast (although I have...