Oh, the humanity! I don’t know what sinister force keeps making me come up with these cruel, twisted beauty scenarios, but I’m sorry. ADVERTISEMENT For my answer, I want to say MAC face & Body, because I’ve used it for years, I love the dewy finish, and I can count on that it won’t give me breakouts or scoot and slide around once it’s on, but… This is so twisted! As much as it would pain me to forsake foundation (and it would pain me), I am non-functional and Halloween costume-caliber frightening if I don’t have at least a hint...

Apparently, I can no longer be bothered to spend much more than 60 seconds doing my hair since I have bigger, badder, much more ferocious charm fires to put out, like FREAKING BLACK feline eyeliner THAT IS THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE. This morning was rough, man. I couldn’t get the outer wings to line up evenly (for my makeup here), as well as then the liner just kept getting thicker as well as thicker… *shakes head* ADVERTISEMENT Silly me for thinking, “Oh, this will only take five minutes.” And don’t even get me started on the red lipstick. I...