Dear Diary,
It has come to my attention that my assistant photobombed one of my selfies and then shared it on Instagram.
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While I do look quite dashing in the picture, this is a gross violation of her employment contract, and I might have to write her up… We’ll see how she does with my dinner tonight. If it meets with my satisfaction, I may just let her off with a verbal warning.
Oh! This weekend I continued updating my portfolio. I found some old kitty modeling pics on a thumb drive. What do you think of this glamour shot of me gazing up at a bejeweled crown?
Don’t I look majestic and regal?
Or how about this more casual picture of me and my assistant? She appears to be understandably enthusiastic about appearing in a photo with me.
I also came across a series of instructional kitty modeling memes I did with Marmalade, my professional nemesis.
I remember that shoot… Marmalade was so annoying! I really wanted to swat his face, but that wouldn’t have been professional.
And then some of these are pics I took myself using my tripod and a timer.
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What do you think, Diary? Which of these should I add to my portfolio?
I kind of like the one where I’m draped across my assistant’s arm and keyboard. I like that you can really see my stunning marbling.
Kitty hugs and nose kisses,
Tabs
